i think one of the reasons we’re all obsessed with puns is because we grew up with these three:
Niall’s deleted tweets aka perfection
THE FUCK IS A D
She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.
listening to straight people complain about not being able to find someone to date
idk I just want to find someone who is proud as fuck to be with me.